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Q&A: How do I get my rich boyfriend to treat me right?
Dear Trophy Wife In Training, How do I get my rich boyfriend to treat me right? I (F, 24) have been dating my boyfriend (M, 27) for a little over 8 months and he refuses to spend any money on me. After every date, he venmos me for my half. Even for stuff as cheap…
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How To: Level Up Your Closet – TWIT Style
Based on my true experience Step 1: Panic The excitement and sheer joy or your proposal has calmed down. Yes, the ring represents true love, eternal commitment, yadda yadda yadda… it also painfully highlights the reality that your closet simply does not measure up to this upper echelon lifestyle. You had noticed for a while…
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Celebrating My Grammy
My Grammy passed away two weeks ago. She was my mother’s mother. Her passing was a few weeks shy of her 83 birthday. Luckily I was able to see her in the hospital before she passed. We were very close, so I have been taking her death pretty hard. My Grammy was a relatively private…
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My Ukraine Wedding

I was supposed to get married in Ukraine in September 2022. Obviously, that’s not going to happen. Am I using tiktok to process my emotions? Yes. Now, to be clear… my wedding was (and is!) not my main concern. In case you’re new, my fiance is Ukranian… we planned to get married in Ukraine because…
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My Proposal

I love telling the story of my proposal. I was completely surprised that day when he proposed! However, I was not surprised THAT he proposed – we had lightly discussed wedding plans and our long-term vision for our relationship. I was surprised by my proposal… not shocked. My fiancé proposed on July 22, 2021 in…
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Top 10 Things I Learned As A “TWIT”

Yes, I plan to go back an elaborate more on all these little idioms in future blog posts. 10. I’m not too cool to be excited I used to wish I could be like those ultra-chill, rich, and glamorous girls who casually sip $30 martinis and show an utter apathy towards the exciting things in…
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Car Buying…. pre- & post- Fiancé

My Mazda I still remember the first car dealership I ever visited as a prospective buyer. Twenty-two years old, freshly graduated from college, and desperately needing to purchase my own car. My job not only required a regular commute, but also included extra travel throughout New England. I had been borrowing my parents’ old Subaru,…
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Trophy Wife In Training

I personally believe in reclamation of the term “trophy wife” but I would be remiss to do so without a little satirical humor. Here is where I discuss my experience as a “trophy wife in training” aka, a real TWIT. I consider this to be my open diary of my life, and how much it…
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Intro: My Engagement

When you think of a “trophy wife,” usually the first caricature that comes to mind is a bottle blonde with a somewhat hoochie style, married to a rich older man. Her perfectly manicured hands have a knack for swiping credit cards at fancy department stores, her professional ambition is completely replaced with social climbing, and…
